There is a moment in the film Star Trek IV (the one where Kirk goes back in time to rescue some humpback whales – Scotty to Kirk: Cap’n there be humpback whales on board – one of my favourite Trek films) where Kirk is sending a heavily static message to the federation HQ explaining that they were going to go back in time to get some humpback whales to answer the probe threatening to pulverise earth, he says ‘we are going to attempt slingshot around the sun’. Well, I have to say, my attempt to do this blog is not too dissimilar. The world may not be at threat from a probe (a Putin or a Trump maybe, but not a probe), but I am on the Eurostar going back in time. I am travelling back to London from Brussels, and in doing so claim back the hour I lost when I travelled to Brussels the other day, and I am attempting to use the crappy Eurostar wifi to blog on. My attempt failed, it was so poor I couldn’t login, so I am working ‘offline’ and will load up later when I return to 8 Carters Meadow. Here we have Kirk and Spock with their humpbacks…

Since I last blogged … which almost sounds like the opening to a Catholic confessional, Father it is 2 weeks since my last confession, and since then I have tormented my brothers, nicked a can of carnation milk from the larder and drank it in my bedroom, and had carnal thoughts about Oonagh at school etc etc, for which I would get a few Our Fathers and a few Hail Mary’s. Anyhow, since I last blogged I have had the annual ticking over of my birthdate which means I am now an elderly, and not very statesmanlike 57. The 6th March arrived with an early morning conference call to a BP man in Australia, then a drive into Sunbury and a rather difficult workshop in the afternoon that came out alright in the end. I drove home where Ellie made me a salmon meal for my tea (salmon is one of my favourite foods so this is ok 🙂 )… and then served a rather delightful gluten free chocolate cake. She also gave me a frame for putting old album covers in… great idea :-). Nikki then came over with Matt and delivered some Whisky, and gluten free beer, so a pleasant way to end the day. I am now starting to look into the barrel of being 60. Gulp. That is an old person. Here we have Matt being ‘catted’, the lovely cake, and my Out of the Blue album cover up on the wall.
On the Monday before my birthday I completed a hard Pilates session, and then on the Wednesday after I was put through my paces in a spin class. Boy, it was hard work, but you know, not a bad effort for an old feller. I went to rehearsal after, having been talked into being in Trolls by Derry. Hmmm. Not really my sort of thing, a bit of over acting which is never a problem, but too ‘pantoesque’ for my liking. Tricia stayed on at the gym and did a Boxercise class….
The week before Tricia, Ellie and myself joined Pat and Alex at the Pilgrim for the monthly quiz. We were last after the first round… but came storming back to win by a half point at the end of the evening. All good fun, and free drinks for us at the next quiz. Tricia went to Hardwick on the Wednesday for a quiz with the Ladies. They didn’t do quite so well, but they enjoyed it nonetheless. The weekend of the 3rd (Carlos turned 40-18) and the 4th was a quiet one. Tricia did the Lent walk on the Sunday.
We had snow! The ‘Beats from the East’ didn’t really deliver much in the way of snow, just cold. It felt like walking into a freezer when you went outside. But at the end of the week the snow arrived. So, of course this meant Pat had to get her sledge out!
Monday 5th I transformed myself into the socially responsible, upstanding member of the community (some transformation) and became Chair of Governors, as the school was having an inspection. This wasn’t ofsted, but SIAMS, an inspection of Anglican and Methodist schools. Well, lots of bull and bluster from me, trying to sound like I know what I am talking about, but the school did very well, and looks like it has retained its outstanding status in that respect. Excellent job by the new Head.
Thursday I took the opportunity of going across to Bracknell after work, to see my dear old Mum and drop in a present and a card. I haven’t been for a while on account of Dad’s shingles, but he is now recovered and they are both fine. Friday evening Ellie and myself went to Pats with the rest of MADS to see the recording of ‘It Runs in the Family’… I always cringe seeing myself on stage, seeing the little mistakes, but we had a good laugh. Clive went round to Tricia, who cooked a meal for them. Tricia made Clive some cupcakes… he has always been an admirer of Tricia’s cupcakes :-).
Saturday I was off to the football. No Bob, his pass had been cancelled by Carole on account of her 60th. So I travelled to the London Stadium, trying to convince myself we would win. And we started well enough, played well, had some good chances to score. But didn’t. Burnley hung in there, and then in the second half made a tactical change, and before you knew it we were 2 down. Then we had idiots on the pitch making some sort of protest, we had idiots surrounding the area where the owners sit, throwing coins, and wanting to ‘sack the board’. Shameful. They are owners. Hardly going to sack themselves. Meanwhile Joe Hart spilled a harmless shot into the path of a Burnley striker and we were 3 down. Not sure why he had even been called back into the side. Hopefully that will be the last we see of him. The stands emptied, and by the 90th minute it was a desolate place. Except for the nutters. Before the game started there was a tribute to Bobby Moore. He was my boyhood hero, captain of the World Cup winning team, captain of West Ham, one of the finest players in the world. Always immaculately turned out, pride in his work and his appearance.. And sadly cancer got him 25 years ago. It was a nice touch the tribute… and then it was all marred by the goings on. Trevor Brooking sat in the directors area and faced down the mob. Lord only knows what he was thinking. To West Ham fans, Sir ‘Tricky’ Trev is held in the same esteem as Bobby Moore, and yet he had to face down their vitriol. Sir Bob was no doubt uncomfortably turning in his grave. I left feeling I didn’t want to go back. I will go back on the 31st for the game against Southampton, but I won’t forget what some of the morons who claim to support West Ham did to the club on the 10th March.
Back home I had a quiet evening… I didn’t want anything else. Tricia and Ellie went off to celebrate Carole’s 60th at Pink Punters in Bletchley, and it seems they had a whale of a time. Earlier in the evening Tricia had been at Lorraine’s 60th, having supplied the cake. Sunday was Mother’s Day and we had Robbie over, and Gran & Gramps, at lunchtime, Nikki came over later in the day.
Monday it was off to Brussels for me for a Microsoft event, the ‘Consumption and Deployment Advisory Council’ … I’m not sure I am good for giving advice on anything :-). Didn’t see much of Brussels, mostly the inside of trains, cabs, hotel room and meeting rooms. But what I did see didn’t make me feel drawn to going back there for a visit. Whilst I was off to Brussels, Tricia had a few days on a retreat at Stanton St John. She took everyone on a walk of course…

To finish with… cat pictures of course. I was trying to work from home recntly, and Ninja decided he wanted to help in some way!